Found this on a bulliten board at school.
Unless you’re Adam
My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?”
He replied “Because I can”
if you look at Jared Padaleckis body you’d expect him to be some tough dude who’s serious and all
BUT
NO
HE’S ACTUALLY A 5 YEAR OLD
HOW THE FUCK
DOES THIS EVEN WORK
- butty is a controversial one which means different things in different parts of the country (like for me a bacon butty would mean bacon in a burger bun, not a sandwich) - you can definitely use sandwich and I would stick to it for safety
- you can still say cupcake, hungry and dessert and be perfectly British
- cozzy is short for swimming costume, which is what I’d actually say
- I’ve never heard a scarf being called a muffler
- You can use all of the “American” insults here and still remain British-sounding apart from jerk because no one says jerk. Some of those “British” insults sound a bit silly to me (please don’t call someone a plonker dear lord).
- Don’t ever say cheerio unless you want to sound like a twat
Someone take away my guitar… and my mic… and my voice… heck, might as well take my sad excuse for a brain whilst you’re at it. I am so very sorry for this, but I felt compelled to post it because it’s Tuesday today.
7am waking up to Asia
gotta stay cool, gotta save Dean’s life
gotta get breakfast, pig n’ a poke
seeing everything the same way againCal’s gettin’ coffee, where’s my dang keys?
gotta get down to the mystery spot
gotta work this out
I see Dean die againchokin on a sausage
crushed by a piano
just wanna know
how many Tuesday’s will this take?It’s Tuesday, Tuesday
gotta kill Dean on Tuesday
everybody’s lookin’ forward to Wednesday, Wednesday
Tuesday, Tuesday
killin’ Dean on Tuesday
everybody’s lookin’ forward to this Wednesdaykillin’ Dean, killin’ Dean
YEAH
trickin’ Sam, trickin’ Sam
YEAH
funfunfunfun
stupid trickster Archangel7:45 they’re sittin in the diner
trying to Dean what’s goin on
he say Sam Winchester
cries his way through sexSam’s got this, Sam’s got this
but still Dean’s dying
Sam’s got this, Sam’s got this
it’s still Tuesdaykilled in an axe fight
then electricution
just wanna know
how many Tuesday will this take?It’s Tuesday, Tuesday
gotta kill Dean on Tuesday
everybody’s lookin’ forward to Wednesday, Wednesday
Tuesday, Tuesday
killin’ Dean on Tuesday
everybody’s lookin’ forward to this Wednesdaykillin’ Dean, killin’ Dean
YEAH
trickin’ Sam, trickin’ Sam
YEAH
funfunfunfun
stupid trickster Archangelyesturday was Tuesday, Tuesday
today it is Tuesday, Tuesday
Sam, Sam, Sam is so frustrated
he’s so frustrated
gunna catch this damn trickser
tomorrow is Tuesday, and Tuesday comes afterwards
I just want this Tuesday to endIt’s Tuesday, Tuesday
gotta kill Dean on Tuesday
everybody’s lookin’ forward to Wednesday, Wednesday
Tuesday, Tuesday
killin’ Dean on Tuesday
everybody’s lookin’ forward to this Wednesdaykillin’ Dean, killin’ Dean
YEAH
trickin’ Sam, trickin’ Sam
YEAH
funfunfunfun
stupid trickster ArchangelTHIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
“I was a single dude, and she was a pretty girl in her underwear first day on set… I was very excited to meet her.”
- Supernatural was originally going to be called Unnatural
- Season One had a budget of just $20,000. This includes actor wages and the special effects budget.
- In the Season One episode “Bugs”, despite the realism of the bees in the closing scene, actual bees were not used. Actor Jared Padalecki is allergic to the fuzz that covers a bee’s abdomen, instead hundreds of small robotic (and hairless!) bees were used.
- In Season Four, Misha Collins’ character Castiel wore over 80 different trench coats. This is due to the fact that at the end of each scene, Kripke insisted that the trench be burnt for ‘undisclosed reasons’.
- Dean Winchester’s character was originally supposed to be of Asian origin. The CW however suggested that in order for it to be more believable, that the Winchester brothers should share the same ethnicity.
- In the Season 3 episode “Time Is On My Side”, if you freeze the frame at 24 mins 33.5 seconds, you will find a lovely photo of Supernatural creator Eric Kripke at his 24th birthday party.
- Originally, Sam Winchester and demon Ruby were supposed to get married at the end of Season 4. However, once actors Jared and Gen (who play Sam and Ruby respectively) announced their engagement, the writers thought it would be tacky if their characters also got married so dropped the plotline.
- Similarly, in Season Seven was supposed to feature Ruby being re-incarnated and impregnated by Sam Winchester. But the couple ruined that storyline as well.
- Contrary to popular belief, Bobby Singer is not named after director/producer Robert Singer. He is in fact named after Reggae artist Bobby McFerrin and actor Raymond Singer.
- If you watch the Season 5 Epispde “99 Problems” backwards, you can actually hear the lyrics to Jay Z’s hit song “99 Problems”.
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this is excellent
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHTThey’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
So…the Potter kids become Draco malfoy.
